What if it Snows?

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, ‘Jesus is watching you.’

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. ‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot.

‘Yep’, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.’ The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?’

‘I'm Moses.’ replied the bird.

‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’

‘The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.’


That’s it, calling it a night, sick no rest last 3 nights… done.
Joe has already beat me, lying in his old little bed with big one lying there on other side of room.

 

I was just pullin your chain. It looks just fine.

 

Better get practicing cause Dead Thighs is coming for U

https://youtube.com/shorts/4oeMl_B1kTM?si=rSfwAdAi6LctzSfU

 

Not sure I do!

 

No it is messed up. Somebody touched it before it was dry. Plus That can of stain is about 12 years olde.

 

Blood moon, Braselton GA.

 

Can't thank that.......hope you feel better soon.

 

Question— The Boss left Wednesday morning headed to Vegas for some sort of car racing competition— why anyone would want to head to Vegas for a car racing competition baffles me and… never mind— and left me somewhat in charge— why anyone would leave me somewhat in charge baffles me cause… never mind— I forgot what the question was— everyone carry on

 

You should institute morning calisthenics. It will reduce health care costs.