Where are you

In Hillbilly heaven debatin.....Icy mountain roads & supposed to snow 4-8 in in Baltimore where I unload.....to go,or not to go...that is the question......

 

Got sprung from the shop about 1600 yesterday. Shutdown at the Sinclair TS last night. Got my first proposition from a lizard last night. She didn't get anything but a cigarette. Little did she know that the cigarette gave her more pleasure than I could have. "I'm not as good as I once was...."








Oh hell, I ain't even good once!




(Shut up Redd!!!!)


Sitting at the dock. Loading (shortly?) in Muskogee, then 3 drops down in TX.

 

OLDNEW, Was she good lookin?? And since I am only 6 yrs younger,are you sayin my sex life is almost over?? Wait,after giving that some thought..

 

She wasn't butt-ugly, but it didn't matter. She wasn't getting in my truck! And yes, your sex life is almost over. If you're 51, you only have 27 more "do-its" left...get busy!!!!

 

And I WILL make em count!!!

 

At the BP in Grantsville,Md,weather is ugly....,5 trucks stuck in truck stop so far....

 

sitting in Charleston, S.C.

 

Gawd, I wish I was...one of my favorite towns (not for trucking....for lounging, eating, consuming adult beverages, and performing general acts of worthlessness!).

 

Will anyone come bail me out of jail after I get arrested for whipping a covenant drivers ###. The SOB just threw his piss cup out on my truck. Parked right in front of a pilot and to #### lazy to go in and piss.

 

I'll do it, man...Justifiable mayhem IMHO. #### slob...