Random LTL Rants (all are welcomed)

Discussion in 'LTL and Local Delivery Trucking Forum' started by road_runner, Jun 21, 2013.

  1. Shaggy

    Shaggy Road Train Member

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    Still laughing imagining having 8 wives! Fock! that's like 128 different personalities x8 ( fock you im a truck driver not a math savant ) 24/7. Thanks for the laugh, cool... throw in some kids. Brain fried, start a cult or a sweat shop making nike shoes :biggrin_2554:
     
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  3. ACH1130

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    Im agreeing with you my creepy brother! And yes the fact of having 8 wives would be funny. I can't imagines all the times of month and having kids! I can barely afford myself
     
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  4. road_runner

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    Thanks for the laughs guys. It made my day. Come to think of it, I may have to settle for the chicks with no teeth. Back in Iraq we refered to it as "getting a gummi".

    Eight wives?!?!?! Holy crap!!! That means at least two if them are going through their cycle every single week. and a dozen tax credits running around the house that need diapers every single day?!?! No thank you.
     
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  5. Shaggy

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    RR. it's not 2. It's all 8 at the same time. ( i read interwebs, well ejamacated ) they sync up at the same time of month become weekend dispatch of any trucking outfit when not having a kid or making sneakers.
     
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  6. Shaggy

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    I know. Just wanted to see 2nd time around PA is better then NY :)


    ETA: forgot I wrote that last week. you are my creepy long lost younger brother. :biggrin_25523:
     
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  7. ACH1130

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    Yes I always wanted an older creepy more dysfunctional brother! This is why they prolly won't allow us the hang out as you can't handle our creepiness and dysfunctionalness.

    BTW WHY are you up so early on a Sunday, were you busy looking for toothless meth heads that are 5000000 pounds with 16 kids for yourself or planning to marry 8 wives, in that case your creepy young brother should best man
     
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  8. Shaggy

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    Thanks creepy brother to notice my posting schedules. 2 week notice fawk them . start tuesday. they ( former employer )wont notice until about tuesday anyway fawk them.

    Oh for posting early. been intoxicated since friday nothing planned. still not fun telling a clueless lady directions around the city. Why do they yell when you tell them to turn :biggrin_2554: Better off driving drunk :biggrin_25523:
     
  9. ACH1130

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    Then kiss your career good bye and say hi to your new lover in prison named Big Bubba who will make your his woman.

    And say that first line in English again? Seems like you put your 2 weeks in and going back to ABF.
     
  10. Shaggy

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    Going to CRST becoming a team driver. Quit C.R england. what is ABF ?
     
  11. road_runner

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    Yes I am looking up some profiles of the toothless talent in my area. Finally talked to one that has a full set of dentures. Only catch is she is underage. Wait... Now she is telling me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that?!?! A 15 year old already in law enforcement!!!!!
     
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