how bad are Chinese Virgins

I had some outside wear on a steer tire so I changed it to a Sampson (Chinese?) for a while. It started wearing too so got an alignment and 2 new Firestones on and moved the Sampson back to a drive position and bought another one to mate to it to replace a thin tire. They both still have deep treads on them at that postion. Of course the Firestones I bought were rattling my teeth so took it the TA and they found one of them was out of round. Moved them also back to the drive position and bought two more Firestones. Still deep tread and not unusual wear but the steering wheel is back to bucking all over the place again. Will move those Firestones back to the trailer next and maybe pick up a couple Sampsons again.

 

There was news article discussing the virgin shortage in jihadi hell and how they might have to look to asia for more virgins. The jihadis have very high exacting standards and it is suggested that goats might me a more appropriate substitute as the jihadis become 'men' at puberty by practicing on goats so they already have that experience with the animals.

 

That's one thing I could never understand. If every one of them gets 72 virgins, how have they not run out of virgins yet?

 

Well that's what the article was saying, they ran out of women virgins quite some time back and each dead jihadi was issued some male virgins instead. And now they've had to cut back even on that, so you get killed and are issued 40 male virgins with an IOU of 32 female virgins to cash in some time later in eternity. Most of the dead jihadis are against this policy and have opted for virgin camels and goats instead.

 

DONT BUY COMMY TIRES

 

Did you fall down and hit your head?

 

There are many different companies that produce all sorts of models and makes of virgins for the jihadi hell marketplace. One in particular is being sued for billions by the Virgin Protection Agency because it was discovered that the virgins had a defeat device installed such that when they were tested for their virginity, they would pass the test. However in real world applications it was discovered they were not virgins at all. Possible fixes may include recalling all the virgins for a reflash or any dissatisfied jihadi may bring his virgins in and trade straight across for a goat.

 

It really depends on the brand. Some are owned by US tire companies and those are decent. and some are made by Chinese companies, and those are garbage.

 

I've got double happiness virgins on my skateboard and they are wearing well thus far, I paid 200 each for the 8 installed