The journey begins - purchased a truck.

What do you call a Kiwi in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A Referee.
Whats the difference between Cinderella and the New Zealand rugby team? Cinderella wanted to get to the ball
An australian went into a bar and sat next to a kiwi who was chewing gum. The kiwi chewing the gum asked the auzzie if they eat bread in australia, The auzzie said "Of course, we eat the inside of the bread and take the outside and recycle it then make cereal with it for kiwis." Then the kiwi chewing on the gum asked if they ate bananas in Australia Then the auzzie said, "Well of course we eat the inside and recycle the rest and make smoothies for kiwis." Then the kiwi chewing the gum asked 1 more question "do you have sex in Australia?:" The aussie bloke replies of course mate "and after we use the condoms for sex we recycle them and make them into chewing gum for kiwis".

 

Q: Why wasn't baby Jesus born in New Zealand?

A: They couldn't find 3 wise Men & a virgin...

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Sorry Blair..

 

Just a little update, My wife wanted something expensive for her birthday so I got her a new knee put in on her BD.

Now that I am home taking care of her I have plenty of time to impart wisdom and aggravate some on TTR. My only other entertainment is seeing how long it takes to get the phone solicitors to hang up on me,

You are all welcome to that good freight I am not moving for a few more weeks.

So post with care I have plenty of time to comment, already got one thread closed, at least I hope it was me.( I have a hard time with people that have their mind made up to jump in and just want someone to say good idea, go for it, even though they don't have a clue how things work in the real world.)

 

Go get em old man. It looks like the millennials have started driving trucks. I had to go look for the locked thread. It appears he was looking for a safe space but found a group of "bullies" hahaha

 

I think you mean generation Z. The older millennials have been driving since over a decade ago when they turned 21.

 

@blairandgretchen first of all hello from another Kiwi, that's looking for his next adventure, I just wanted to say thanks for an exceptionally interesting thread, I've read approx half of it so far, and will endeavour to read the rest of it this week, then might shoot you a PM with a couple of questions if you don't mind?

Keep safe in good Ole US of A.

Cheers

James

 

Blair, was you Rollin through Lexington KY this morning around 3-3:30 on i64

 

No, I know where he was and it wasn't KY.

 

Can't say exactly where...he's become the international man of mystery.