Where Are You Continues, Again.....

Discussion in 'Road Stories' started by Giggles the Original, Sep 13, 2014.

  1. otterinthewater

    otterinthewater Road Train Member

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    Seagulls know me. They have telepathy and can speak across inter dimensional space. They always ask me for beef jerky or to use my cell phone. Bob is my favorite. That was Barbara on my truck. She told me Bob missed me at home.

    I may have stayed up too late.

    Oh no my toaster is ringing. It must be Winston Churchill. He owes me peanut butter.

    Mine mine mine mine mine mine. Nemo.

    :D
     
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  3. RedForeman

    RedForeman Momentum Conservationist

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    When I go to the beach, I carry some gravel in my pocket. So I can throw rocks at the people feeding the seagulls.
     
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  4. otterinthewater

    otterinthewater Road Train Member

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    Sadly...this made me laugh my ### off, and I’m still laughing at what I wrote. It’s the sign of a demented mind to laugh at one’s own jokes.
     
  5. Blu_Ogre

    Blu_Ogre Road Train Member

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    Maybe that's why when I look back on my life all I can do is Laugh.
     
  6. Blu_Ogre

    Blu_Ogre Road Train Member

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    A previous short lived business venture of mine was called "The Fourth Dementia"......
     
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  7. Hammer166

    Hammer166 Crusty Information Officer

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    Where am I? Why I'm on TTR, and it's one of those days! So I'm right here:[​IMG]
     
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  8. otterinthewater

    otterinthewater Road Train Member

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    Ha!

    Made me think of Buckaroo Bonzai...
     
  9. otterinthewater

    otterinthewater Road Train Member

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    It’s why you’re so cultured.

    Where you at? At home or running freight?
     
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  10. otterinthewater

    otterinthewater Road Train Member

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    “The best thing about beating your head against the wall is when you stop.”

    I’m going to try stopping someday. Not today, tomorrow doesn’t look good either. :D
     
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