Are you allowed to haze students in the trucking industry?

We have a right of passage called WOG day in the Navy. When you pass over Equator, the entire ship is actually taken off a combat footing for a day while the Polywogs are turned into Shellbacks by Trustee Shellbacks.

The only refuge on the entire ship is The Chaplains Berth.

This lasts all day. I think many of our members would be found hiding in The Chaplain's Berth.

I will only tell you how it ends.

After being immersed in The Coffin of ####, you then crawl up to the flight deck with your personal Shellback, whom has you on a leash, then crawl and roll across the flight deck, you then crawl back down to deck 1 where you crawl up to King Neptunias.

King Neptunias is the Chief of the Boat. You then suck a cherry from King Neptunias's belly button.

You are now a Trustee Shellback.

This is just the last step lol.

 

When I went to the university of CRE we had what we called hell week. The upper classmen made us drink a gallon of coffee and stand there till we pissed our pants. We were also not allowed to sleep, they had Jerry Reed blaring nonstop. If you did fall asleep they would beat you with a sock full of pee bottles. @shogun washed out he couldn’t handle the pressure. @snowman_w900 on the other hand was a rockstar. I don’t think he ever pissed that coffee out until a month later. It really prepared me for life on the road!

 

Everyone says karma is a b!tch. I always figured it was a she. Learn something new every day.

 

The pain has subsided to where I can tell my story. I was really wanting to make first seat, so when the trainer offered me weed with pcp, I thought I’d take a hit and maybe gain respect in his eyes.

While we were in Vegas at a casino, the trainer got into it with some Russians. Ended up hitting one of their cars as he left. He lied, told them I was driving. I pissed hot, and never drove again. He was just using me for the .01 cpm performance bonus.

 

Yeah, it’s cut throat out here. I heard they were making a movie about Chester Rodney England. The working title is “The wolf of Salt Lake”

 

Yeah I made it. I ended up with kidney stones later that month and then ultimately completed kidney failure, but I made it. CRE was nice enough to put me in a new cascadia with a built in dialysis machine. Also, they removed my drivers seat and installed a place to park my wheel chair. I never leave the truck.

They keep me going, and at .26 per mile, I'm glad I came to work here.