No Public Restrooms…

Man that country sure must have built up since I have run through there, it has not been long when it was fairly deserted for the most part.

 

Was working on a wind site in MilfordUT. They had port o johns. I made the mistake of thinking that I was young and I ate at Carl JR’s. Got to Milford and the innards started rumbling. “Oh God, this is going to get violent.”

Went to the job site johns and the were full of 8 legged critters. “Oh, Hell no!”
Grabbed the 5 gallon tool bucket and lined it with a garbage bag. BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

(reload...)

“Oh no...”

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

“someone help me?”

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!


In an emergency, when the local facilities are questionable, that 5 gallon bucket and tall kitchen garbage bags are a lifesaver.

 

In 4 years, I have replaced 2 kitty-litter buckets. Once was food poisoning that caught me crossing Wyoming on 80. The second time, I was at a shipper with truly horrible facilities.

 

Probably that C H I T T E R in Miami where Piquito was spotted......

 

The heat in Houston can make them porta pottys fairly rank at times. lol
We had a guy working on a job, and so did his wife. she was not very big, but I caught her in the porta potty and eased my pickup up to where she could not open the door to get out, she literally tore that door off the hinges and was crawling outon my hood, when I threw it in reverse and left. lol
By that time her husband who was in the pickup with me was in the floorboard out of sight telling me to get out of there.

 

When I was a kid we knocked one over at the little league field with my buddy in it lol. Covered in #### in the Daytona sun in the middle of the summer lol.

 

I don't remember exactly where it was. I do remember it was in SoCal or Arizona, and nobody was speaking English except the shipper.

 

That's what I was going to say.

It ain't easy being older.

Specially with the new breed of chemicals being used these days for cooking.

 

Honestly, just carry a bottle with your for #1 and a portable potty from walmart or any camping supply store for #2. Put a bio-degradable bag to catch the #2 do your business tie it in a knot and throw it out. Honestly, what else can you do? If you have to go you have to go. If you don't have a portable potty idk what to tell you then good luck!