CFI Driver's What's Your 20? (2017 edition)

I know it's probably different in every state, but how long did it take for yalls background checks for hazmat to come back? (Somehow we managed to work at CFI over a year and go without hazmat lmao)

 

I just renewed and I left town the next day, got back 5 weeks later and it was in my mailbox...don't know how long it was sitting there.

 

took a little over 3 weeks for me

 

If any of you been flipped off by a kidnapper looking government gas paid for handicapped van. Hello.

Been flipping off everyone of these cfi goofy lookin red trucks goin thaaaaattt ain’t a t600 hoping it was one of you all.

Ugly!

 

The Stages of Detention
1) I should be on my way soon
2) How the heck am I going to make my delivery on time?
3) I wonder whether I can cut my own hair?
4) I can't believe I got so bored that I thought that cutting my own hair would be a good idea.
5) It is a good thing that I can use my detention pay to buy a new hat

 

Seen that goofball mobile...he didn't flip me off cuz mine is still white. Turned over 425k on it...hopin to make it till retirement at the end of March without changing. Too lazy to change, and don't want to get flipped off around Louisville by a goofball in a skirt...uh er I mean kilt. Those are good reasons.

 

I always thought the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut was about 2 weeks....come to find out, it's a cheezy hat. I guess that explains why a grown azzz man would wear an angry birds hat.

Next time I see a goofy hat at the buffet I'll say hey dude, sorry about your detention.

 

Relay in Wilmer, no empties, bobtail to Denton for an empty, back to Dallas for a pickup, deliver to Waco. 105 mile bt and dh for a load that goes 100 miles.
Preplanning Waco to royce city and then pickup in Garland to Bellingham Washington. They must know I'm retiring cuz they are beating me down!!!

 

Almost gonna have you in Canada haha. Be careful up the the pnw has been getting alot of snow!

 

I guess retiring doesn’t equal being on the I-10 fleet.