Beer Instead Of Wine At Church

Discussion in 'Trucking Accidents' started by mjd4277, Oct 12, 2019.

  1. MGE Dawn

    MGE Dawn Medium Load Member

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    The apostles face budget cuts too, y'know
     
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  2. lovesthedrive

    lovesthedrive Is here to help

    No colleges nearby to help with the free beer.
    To it must have been a helluva ride to come down over the retaining wall.
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  3. Bud A.

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    A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

    And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

    He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: "Shall We Gather at the River."
     
  4. snowwy

    snowwy Road Train Member

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    I'd like to know how fast that tundra was going to push that truck that far and over and down.
     
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  5. bigkev1115

    bigkev1115 Road Train Member

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    If he had rolled over about 12 hrs earlier, I m sure the bible study group would ve been more than happy to help clean up
     
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  6. Dale thompson

    Dale thompson Heavy Load Member

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    Huh swerving to miss an accident with a loaded truck. HOW DID THAT WORK OUT if someone does something stupid in front of me they get run over because the best chance of survival is keeping upright. I deserve to get home just as much as anybody. I’m not living my life like a bad country song.
     
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  7. buddyd157

    buddyd157 Road Train Member

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    pretty much what i had told my family over the years..

    that..."if i see/perceive in a nano second that i am going to die cuz of some stupid prink, i am taking him/her with me to the grave".

    i lived by that.....anyone about to cause me harm, was going to get it back in spades.

    and i have survived all 48 years out there.

    some deer died, and other animals as well......about the only "lives" that were sacrificed, that got in my way.

    as soon as a trucker "swerves" it may not end well all the time..this time, that trucker was lucky.....he may not survive the next moron.
     
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  8. Mid-May Trucker

    Mid-May Trucker Light Load Member

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    High stacked liquid too.
     
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  9. mjd4277

    mjd4277 Road Train Member

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    ”Lord, we un ran out of wine!!”
    “Normally I don’t do this..but uh keep the party going!!!”- DL Hughley
    “The Original Kings Of Comedy”
     
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