Biggest tip you received

Best tip I ever got was not to drive for Werner:

Werner Trainer Craps Himself

 

Sat back, smoked a few butts, flipped thru the TTR 'new posts', placed a bet on whether or not the guy wrestling the drums would have a coronary infarction.... Real nice guy, Mack. Real nice guy. Lol.

 

Best tip I ever got was a snob customer after I dragged her 3k of furniture off my truck and brought it into her garage.

"Stay in school and make something better of yourself."

 

Now that is some funny ####..9 yrs later or not...still funny. Poor guy

 

was back in the old country in the early 80s ,was early morning on a near deserted road up in the highlands and I was running home empty. I saw a car wae its hazards on so I though hell I'm bored so I stopped (yes I know) anyway this well turned out /well dressed woman gets out and says its just stopped so I had a look well no luck so I says there is a all night café in a village about hour away if you want a lift ,well she gets in and tells me she is a cigarette rep girl and had left a trade show and was heading back down to the south o England . She wanted my address so the company would sent some cigs as a thank you(yup had a courier drop of 2 cartons o cigs ,and a box o cigars about a week later.) .....................................and yup a bit o fun in the bunk wae an older woman hehe.

 

Mack only in work vehicles grrr ,and bars ,cafes .playparks ,cars when kids in them.some streets ......so nearly everywhere .lol

 

I got $20 once for a jacuzzi delivery. I went through the extra trouble to put it right by her backyard which flanked an alley. Didn't take more effort, just more time to get the truck spun around.

She was a smoking hottie too.