CFI Driver's What's Your 20? (2017 edition)

Oh. I'm screwed then. I don't look good in anything.

 

She might like you better if you aren't around so much

 

She don't like too much right now. She'd like me even less if I went back OTR.

 

Does CFI do hair follicle drug testing?

 

I will never understand women... not happy when you are there and even less happy when you are gone. Go figure.

Give you an example... I actually died of cancer, I make it to heaven, they had an overcrowding problem...God apologized to me for the inconvience but he had to send me back to trucking until he could make room.

He offered me one wish for my inconvenience. I told him I am afraid to fly but I want to go to Hawaii, could he build me a bridge? He hemmed and hawed about engineering issues, environmentalists causing issues etc. He asked if I had another wish.

I said I really would like to understand women.

He replies... So, do you want 4 lanes or 6 on your bridge?

 

Yes

 

I'm parked at the Flying vajayjay in Eloy Arizona... Let's see, what road is that on, oh yeah, it's I-10...... Little boy britches, 95 degrees, chillin like a villain

 

I'm at the Peelot in Pioneer, TN. Had planned on getting to the J in Knoxville. A truck turned over at exit 374 on 40W at 12:30 this afternoon. It took them until 18:30 to get it upright.

Early start tomorrow. Up at 5:30 and moving by 6:30. It's all your fault Rooster.

 

I'm sorry grasshopper 5:30 is not early... that's a good time to stop for a break...geesh... facepalm...head shaking

Note to self... remove glasses before facepalm...