CFI Driver's What's Your 20? (2017 edition)

Gotta go against the Lions...too many cheddar-heads in my family

 

Should be a good game. Hope the good Lions show up. The season is over for the cheddar heads anyway.

 

Deadhead from St Louis to Kansas City, picked up a trailer a Walmart DC, parked at flying vajayjay in Peculiar Missouri.

Coincidence? I think not. Heading to Sanger Texas... That ain't on I-10 but it's pretty darn close.

 

Well at least you can put your big boy britches away.

 

That's right...it is criminal to cover up legs as fine as mine.

 

Keeker, did you ever make it to Jopmo for your clutch abuse (still shaking my head)

 

Keeker spotted me in Joplin today before I saw her... she was beating me with a tire thumper... I was in the fetal position on the floor of the shuttle bus... her dog was licking my face... very embarrassing for the most respected trucker...

 

You do have a way with women, don’t you?

 

I am a smooth operator

 

After I got off the floor, I told her, that if you abuse children,old folks,or animals, you usually a penalty plus counseling.

I said she deserved extra counseling...Bam!! She thumped me again...


Sooo smooooth...