Confused about Showers

Waiting for a shower...wow maybe I better stay with my dead end 40,000 job...seriously thinking about leaving the job for trucking

 

@Dave_in_AZ

#SCREAMING...

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Cleaning equipment is supplied right where you fuel your truck. There is a bucket of soapy liquid and a long-handled brush right there. Most drivers only use these for doing their windows, but there's no sign that says you can't use them to clean yourself while you fuel. The bonus is these supplies are free of charge and you're standing there waiting anyway.

Get out of the truck wearing your Flying J speedo with the special fuel card pocket and go for it. This is how the pros make miles, not by being bashful in a little private room and taking all day coiffing yourself. Those long handles make it easy to get the lower back as clean as a whistle.

You can bring out a little bucket to slosh the cats in so you can get them cleaned for free as well! By the time you walk in for your receipt and corn dog you'll be half dry.

The bloodstains from the cats will be anyway, and no one will mess with a bloodstained man in a speedo so you get free security as well! You may even get a special escort by onsite security personnel at no extra charge!

What's so confusing?

 

Let Dave park it. He normally takes two.

 

Don’t you know what those water faucets on the fuel islands are for?
To save time by showering on the fuel island.

 

I thought they were for washing your truck.

 

I am never getting off the Ohio turnpike. Plenty of clean free showers and laundry facilities

 

Never block the fuel island. Just find a spot and park????? Troll thread?