'Crashed Las Vegas UFO' witness 'terrified' by 8-foot creatures in his backyard: '100% not human'

My hair is receding about like this fellow - every now and then when I wake up and confirm my hair is truly messed up, I walk past my wife with my hands about a foot apart and say with great purpose . . .

The ANCIENT AHH - NOOO - NAAAAAAKI ! . . . .

 

It was the ghost of...Art Bell

 

it's so "real" only fox has "evidence".
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Could have been a SKINWALKER.
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Here's some Factual "evidence" of other oddities on Earth:
MENTAL FLOSS
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpZ5qUqpW4hW4zdfuBxMSJA

Hospitals adopted blue and green scrubs in the mid 20th century because they didn't have to be replaced as often as white scrubs and were easier of doctors' eyes.
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Gasoline was once sold in small bottles as a cure for lice.
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Henry Wadworth Longfellow's wife died when a dropped match ignited her enormous hoop skirt.
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Paraskevidekatriaphobia is the fear of Friday the 13th.
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Route 66, westbound from Albuquerque, started out as a camel trail.
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There are 293 different ways to make change for a dollar.
(Will not matter much longer with upcoming Digital Currency which will also ELIMINATE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE FROM EMPLOYMENT, but that's just another facet of true American progress).
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Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin Look Alike Contest in San Francisco and Lost.
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Smokey Bear's original name was Hot Foot Teddy.
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The glue used on Israeli stamps is kosher.
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The Riddler from Batman has a real name - Edward Nigma (that's E. Nigma).

 

I occasionally check in on kooky George Noory, just to see what the latest hot-button conspiracy is.... I might have to find him tomorrow am.

 

So… if aliens traveled light years in advanced craft.. I’d somehow doubt they would crash like a super ego driver.

 

C'mon that man is cultured lol the Simpsons have predicted every major event...

 

I have more hours in space engineers, empyrion, and avarion then i care to admit and i ALWAYS end up as either the servers dedicated logisitics dude or with massive trade networks moving crap for people lol.

 

Any relation to Ligma B.?