DANG Yuppies! (vent thread)

Just trying to do my job. here. So sorry you can't wait the 3 minutes it will take for me to get my bills signed so I can move my truck.

Oh,, wait. I'm not blocking you at all,,, you're just too incompetent to back your Bavarian Super Cruiser out of a parking space.

Your $80k ride doesn't impress me (oh I'm sorry, $120k YOU corrected me) if you CAN'T DRIVE IT! All it shows is YOU PAID TOO MUCH!

(and to think I offered to help you,,, not that you could hear me with all the insults you kept hurling at me)

I hope a house lands on you,,, and a needy Nebraska farm girl get's your ruby slippers.

 

I know, but Needy Nebraskan had better illiteration.

Actually I think that's one of the things that burned me, is I WAS trying to help untill they pissed me off. I wasn't going to halt my unload and move my truck because they had plenty of room to get by if they'd just calm down.

They threatend to call the cops on me, (for what again?) and the first thing I'd have aske the cop to do is give HIM a field sobriety test. "Officer he's irrational, overly agressive and can't back out of a parking space. I suspect he might be on the 'Mary-Wanna'".

Could you imagine this arse getting the work over while I smile, wave and drive off?

 

My spanish is passible,,, the problem is,,, I look as mexican as a warm pint of Guinness on St Pat's.