Definition of Swift

Heck, I'm blond and constantly tell blond jokes! Does that qualify as a disability too?

 

Sticks Wood In Fart Tube

 

Working for SWIFT, I re-established my love of Dilbert cartoons....

As far as disabilties, 2 members of my work team are disabled vets, a friend and myself. We both walk with limps. I call him Hop-a-long; he calls me the gimpy old man.

 

Swift spelled backwards.

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Freight
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My Swift mentor sexually harrassed me. I think that's a good benefit of training with Swift.

 

How,,I ask you HOW can you even post this as a positive for Swift?
Clearly just about every trucking company out there passes a Swift truck almost daily(62 mph that's your definition of swift?)

As for #2 and #3,,lmfao,, the DM's take their own sweet time to make any decision(drivers wait for hours,sometimes days for a response)

And as for #4,,,most of the office personnel don't know the way to thier own arse hole much less anything else.


Who suffers for this,,The DRIVERS,,that's who!!!!!!!!!

 

Spouses don't count Nana

 

Tell that to Lilbit and see if she ever sexually harrasses you again!

 

That's not harassment it's foreplay

 

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