funny story from us express.

This is not from my own experience but from my father who is a pretty honest man. He has drove a truck for about 20 years now and always has plenty of good funny stories.At one time he went to drive for U.S Express. He had become a trainer in a short amount of time and was setup with his first trainee. He said she was about 40 years old and seemd like a nice sensible normal woman.. So he thought. They had pulled in to a truckstop to shower and eat my father was doing his logs while the lady went in to shower and what not, my father did the same afterwards and when he returned he went to get as much sleep as he could. When he woke up he noticed the woman was out of her bunk and nowhere to be found he called his dispatch and explained to them that she was missing and was causing him to be late, and that she had probably walked off the job.
When he was walking back to the truck he noticed that she had returned but to his biggest surprise she was sitting outside of the truck ,behind the sleeper ,butt naked ,with a large knife stabbing a TEDDY BEAR!Over and over, she was whispering something to herself that he could not make out. He immediately went back to the phone and called U.S Express and told him this situation. They told him to just bring her back to the main terminal and they will deal with it there. Yeah right! My father than told them I don't think so, what if she thinks i'm the teddy bear!He then left her there, returned the truck and went to another company never to return.

 

Would of been the right thing to do, but the police would have annoyed him, and he's had bad experiences with them in the past. And who wants to stand around for two hours filling out a witness report.

Keep them wheels turning

 

lol! Thats nasty. We have a dick a bush and a colon.