Government money

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  1. bryan21384

    bryan21384 Road Train Member

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    Well PM me. I'll give you my cash app info
     
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  3. bryan21384

    bryan21384 Road Train Member

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    The reason why the government is doing a bailout is because they recognize that most people dont make enough money really to live. They are giving a base of 1200 dollars...that dont even cover all of my obligations in one month and I live a very modest lifestyle. Jobs dont pay squat man. While I wont disagree that people sometimes live above their means, not everyone can make big money. With what most jobs pay, its impossible sometimes to make all ends meet. It ain't that easy for everyone to elevate. Everyone has a different situation so I won't speak on it.
     
  4. Cat sdp

    Cat sdp . .

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    Just print more........
     
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  5. SoulScream84

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    What office are you running for?
     
  6. cjbrents

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    There is a very high percentage of Americans living paycheck-to-paycheck. You’re right about saving money. Everyone needs three-to-six months worth of salary in an emergency fund. Sadly, only 3% (if I’m not mistaken) actually use that method.
     
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  7. Cat sdp

    Cat sdp . .

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    Emperor for life........:)
     
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  8. tommymonza

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    Sometime this year, we taxpayers will likely receive another economic stimulus.

    It is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by using a Q&A format:

    Q: What is an Economic Stimulus?
    A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

    Q: Where will the government get this money?
    A: From taxpayers.

    Q: Is the government simply giving me back my own money, then?
    A: No, only a smidgen of it.

    Q: What is the purpose of this payment?
    A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high definition television set, a new iPad, or a new SUV, thus stimulating the economy.

    Q: Isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?
    A: Shut up.

    Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U. S. Economy with your stimulus check. Use it wisely:

    * If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.
    * if you spend it on gasoline, it money will go to the Arabs.
    * if you purchase a computer, it goes to India, Taiwan or China.
    * if you purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
    * if you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
    * if you purchase useless stuff, it goes to Taiwan.
    * if you pay your credit card off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

    Instead, keep the money in America by:

    (1) Spending it at a yard sale or thrift shop, or
    (2) Going to a ballgame, or
    (3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
    (4) Beer, or
    (5) Tattoos
    (These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)

    CONCLUSION: Go to a ballgame with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day.

    No need to thank me, I’m just glad I could be of help.
     
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  9. SoulScream84

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    I'll need another stimulus to afford the divorce lawyer after my wife sees the game on tv.
     
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  10. tommymonza

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    It's early in the game and we are at the Bottom of the Fifth.
     
  11. Espressolane

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    Just go to the bull pen and get a reliever, then you can go for a finisher in the seventh.
     
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