How long until you get a pension?

Rumor has it, if you go on facebook and type Amen you'll receive money with in 1 day

 

I thought "Can I Get A" had to precede "Amen" in order for that to work?

 

Don't forget you have to scream, sweat and tell people to send you money.

 

However, you will have to send the wiring fee first!

 

Start a "Go Fund Me" account.

 

Something else to think about is that without a sound currency a pension means absolutely nothing because when a loaf of bread costs $1,000 what good is that pension going to do for you?

 

You need to switch to a different brand of bread!

 

Thats the cheap stuff. What does it come in a can??

 

I, too, busted my butt to get you those handouts

 

Try to latch onto a guaranteed trust fund type pension that is a "defined benefit" as opposed to "defined contribution" plan. I was just reading about a Teamsters pension trust getting ready to cut pension checks in half for retirees because the fund is in peril of going bankrupt in 15 years.

The problem starts when you have 3 union retirees drawing pension money each month and only have 1 current union member contributing to the fund, more money is going out than coming in. So if 3 guys are drawing $2500 a month pensions and 1 guy is contributing $15,000 a year-- there's a problem.

Basically if you want to have a solid retirement it is going to come down to self directing your own funds along your career way to do that. IRA's Solo 401k's Annuities Money Market Accounts and even Certificates of Deposit.

My truck is all beat up and dirty but my retirement accounts are flush and pretty.