I’m Sure We’ve All Known This But It’s Just Coming To Light

Oh, you have? Great! You're the first person to qualify, so it looks like you get the job! I have just a few more questions to determine your pay. You'll get $50,000 of annual salary for each correct answer. (N.B.: Since I made up this quiz, I am the final arbiter of the correct answers, and I have specific answers in mind. Remember, if you get it right, that's another $50k per year!)

1. Why do most truck drivers eat two roller dogs?

2. Which well-known drink makes the best bottle for improvised urination?

3. Please finish this quote: "Welcome, professional drivers! There is currently no wait for a shower. Please park your truck, come inside, and ____________ _____ _________, ________ ___________."

4. Where might you hear the above quote?

5. What is the weakest driving skill of most car drivers?

6. What does "CRST" stand for?

7. How many straps are required on a load of three roughly equal stacks of 12-foot long aluminum plate which weighs a total of 45,000 pounds?

8. Which lane is called the hundred dollar lane? Why?

9. What kind of truck is the worst possible choice to park next to when you stop for the night?

10. Should you joke around with female Canadian border agents who seem to be having a bad day, to try to lighten the mood?

Good luck, candidates!

 

At least the President has driven a big truck!

 

I found a YouTube made by @x1Heavy and it's about himself. He did a good job and the background music is beautiful. Beautiful mistress he has also.

click here > Mix - Ted Power - Monja

 

Oh...this is good!

 

Im at the marriot right now, i might be over qualified

 

The dumb truck drivers would want to get rid of all the HOS because they don’t need the gooberment telling them when to sleep.
They’d want to lower the CDL age to 18 since if you can join the military and die for the country you can drive a semi across the country.

 

Nun, ich bin überhaupt nicht überrascht, dass die Frau von X1Heavy so glücklich aussieht.

 

Well, I'm not surprised that X1Heavy's wife looks so happy.