If you don't have a car . . .

I could fix it where you wouldn’t care about food ever again. I know, I’m a real sport!

 

Well, just remember. Once you go Kentuckian, you’ll never go back. And just think, you’ll have these additional benefits:

- Vision that is the envy of hawks
- Ability to move across the room in the blink of an eye
- Take the form of a bat, and a myriad of other creatures of the night

There’s lots of other benefits! There is no, sad to say, a sign on bonus, however.

 

Just interacting online with characters like yourself, is a bonus in anybody's book, I dare say.

 

I consider you a friend and confidant so I’ll let you in on this. Did you know there are those that don’t actually believe I can turn into a bat, bite necks and suck the tomato juice out of folks? Perplexing, I know…

 

Someone actually pm’d me a about that a few months ago, asking why I didn’t have a more intimidating avatar. Fact is, I considered a real, honest to goodness, self portrait. But, I feel that would be detrimental to the aura I wish to convey. I want the fine folk of the TTR to feel at ease.

 

Shhhh! You know darn well Kentuckians are my weak spot. It’s my life’s work to ensure the well being of Kentuckians.

}:^)>

 

It speaks to the fact that people don't really care for sacrifice. He should have gone out on the road for a while or work whatever job was there until he got into a position to commute for the job he really wants. Too many people want what they want, and want it now so there is no patience involved. It ain't like the home daily job was going anywhere.