Infuriate a Trucker in One Sentence

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by motocross25, Apr 19, 2019.

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    Which key do you want?
     
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    The key to the vault full of Fabrige eggs.
     
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    Never lick the stripper pole.

    :p
     
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    Welcome to Pilot/Flying J.
     
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    Similar to Coca Cola in L.A.
     
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    Don't laugh..saw a guy do something similar yrs ago.
     
    zep1218, Apr 19, 2019
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    “It’s going to be a couple hours.”

    Then why the #### did I need an appointment that I rushed here for?
     
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    Saw that also. The last time was one of the drivers delivered to the wrong grocery store about 100 miles away from where he should have been. The store wasn't even a customer. The store owner didn't say a word and let him pull all the pallets off. The store owner scribbled a fake signature on the BOL and the driver left. Later, the store owner denied the truck had been there and got the whole truckload for free. That really happened.
     
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    On a scale of 1-10 how dirty is your trailer?, asks the trailer washout dude.....trying to get out of doing his job....


     
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    Another favorite..."It's only a little heavy, the guy we had in here last week took a load just like it".

    The guy that took last week's load was 4500 over on gross, got busted at the scales, got fired, cleaned out his truck, and was last seen hitch-hiking south on I-5 at Red Bluff.
     
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