Infuriate a Trucker in One Sentence

Truck stops announcing all the way out to the fuel pumps that Shower #300 is ready as if the person is loitering out there waiting for their shower number to be called.

Attention management, a vendor has just checked out of the kiosk....

Can I get a courtesy check on the men's and women's restrooms please announced every half hour and you have been doing a 34 hour break there, earlier in the morning the paper towel dispenser was empty and later in the afternoon it is still empty lol

 

Of course you can make it, it's only like an inch on the map.

 

My daddy said I should marry a fat girl.

"They give you heat in the winter and shade in the summer."

 

For my first 12 adult years I didn’t realize there was anything but fat chicks

 

Fat girls in my experience were the best experiences. Just butter up them rolls lmao

 

And milk all year round.

It's an old joke.

 

OS & D : No, you can't keep that damaged box of Snickers.

 

You guys are horrible.

 

Well, c'mon, scotty....you know that's EXACTLY where they're waiting!

 

I think you should write to the company and demand the messages be separated to the areas you feel are proper.