IVS Express Inc, Schererville, IN

And it ain’t written with one those cheap Bic pens! It’s Cross or nothing!

 

The beginning of a great relationship..

 

I prefer PaperMate, or Parker, myself.

 

To save time, I can send out a contract, and mark the 168 places you need to sign, initial, or sign and initial. That will save YOU, the signer, loads of time trying to read, understand, and decipher the 147 page contract. Who has that kind of time anymore? I will do all the reading FOR YOU. Leaving you to pick out your favorite options for your chosen truck. Pointy lug covers, forward facing CB antenna's, sitting nekkit lady mud flap weights, the list is endless! Make sure you get the little woman (or man, if that's your thing, not judging here) involved in the selection process! Just another service offered by no one other than BYOB&CBD.

And remember, if you want to take advantage of the "sign a contract, and keep the pen (for $7.99) offer", be sure to enclose stamps, box tops, dinero, cash, pesos, loonies, greenbacks, or whatever currency your country of origin supports.