Melton Spam!

You don't go over and lend him(or her) a wing? I'm shocked I tell you, just shocked!

 

I wouldn’t want to deprive them of all that fun I know they’re having being a rough and tough flat bedder tarping those loads.

I did pull up beside one of ‘em one day when he was pulled over on the side of the road. I knew he was lost because he passed right by the joint. Lol

I told him he passed it by a few blocks. His response? Yup, “My GPS said it was right here”. Me, “Well, I guess you better get a new GPS”.

I should of not stopped and, let the moron figure it out on his own. I blame it on Big Maude. She wanted me to stop and help the lad.

 

Now what in Hades does Big Maude have to do with this? Like she gives a FRA about a poor Melton driver tarping a load of shingles.....

 

Oh, she saw the Melton logo and mistook it for “Melt”, as in Patty Melt and made me stop to get her 3 or 5 of ‘em. It took me 20 minutes to convince her it weren’t a food truck!