Motivational Trucking Speaker

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  1. Uncle Birchy

    Uncle Birchy Bobtail Member

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    Hi my name is Uncle Birchy and I am a Motivational Trucking Speaker.

    First off let me give you of a little scenario of what my life is all about so you'll know where I'm coming from.

    first off I am 55 years old I have no friends and I live in a Freightshaker Crapcadia behind the Truckstop.
     
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  4. Superhauler

    Superhauler TEACHER OF MEN

    I'm sittin down front fer this show ! Don't want to miss any of this !
     
  5. Flat Earth Trucker

    Flat Earth Trucker Road Train Member

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    If you were in that van down by the river, you could at least bathe.
     
  6. Uncle Birchy

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    If you don't shape up and fly right you're gonna find yourself living on a steady diet of Subway and roller dogs and living in a Freightshaker Crapcadia behind the truckstop.
     
  7. blairandgretchen

    blairandgretchen Road Train Member

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    I drive a 379 Peterbilt currently, but I’m very disappointed and yearn for the aerodynamic styling of the Cascadia.

    I no longer aspire to park next to the fuel island blazing chicken lights in all their glory - I see myself drawn to the back of the truck stop.

    What motivational thoughts could you offer to help me achieve my aspirations?
     
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  9. Quackomatic 6000

    Quackomatic 6000 Bobtail Member

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    Or fishing breakfast sandwiches out of the garbage. :D
     
  10. Uncle Birchy

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    There were wrapped and only thrown out because they were switching the hotcase to lunch stuff.

    Never gonna live that one down am I.
     
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    Doesn't look like no matter where you go too
     
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