My advice to drivers that pee out of their trucks.

You know you should start a petition to require them to start putting perfume in DEF too, it smells exactly like piss, and yet nobody complains about that.

 

Why is everyone so sensitive and butthurt about people peeing on the ground? 50 years ago and beyond way back into human history, people peed outside all over creation and no one made a federal case out of it. The only recorded 'crime' was when sheriff Pat Garrett was shot in the back while peeing next to a wagon wheel on a public street. His killer was acquitted--what is the lesson here?-- Don't be a sissy afraid of pee on the ground lol

 

We even have throwback etiquette to guide us. Do you know why when a man and woman are walking on the sidewalk it is proper etiquette for the man to take the inside and the woman to take the street side? It is because in the olden days people didn't have indoor plumbing so they would pee in chamber pots and pour them out the windows of their home directly onto the sidewalks below. The chivalrous man's job was to take that brunt when walking with his lady to protect her from an involuntary golden shower. Look it up.

 

Where do you get this "the big book of urination and defecation history?"

 

I am an extensive reader.

I was stationed in Okinawa Japan in 1987. In those days it was still perfectly legal to pee in public. The local Japanese did and so did we Marines. Over here in the U. S. they want to label you a sexual freak for peeing behind a tree. I just think people need to remember their history before getting all butthurt about things our ancestors would laugh about.

 

Thank you for serving, sir.

 

Why don't I see any threads about throwing cigarette butts out the window? Cause we truckers are the cause for everything to be blamed.