New Swift policy starting 01/01/11

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  1. DickJones

    DickJones Road Train Member

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    LOL....i was just kidding....i dont wear underwear. :biggrin_25522: :biggrin_25523:
     
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    LOL...well I usually do...at least when I'm wearing a dress....LOL
     
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    They have a policy that if you vomit in the terminal they will automatically test you for drugs/alcohol?

    Aren't the....er..ahem.... "random" drug/alcohol tests working to get unsafe drivers off the road?

    So much for the "random" tests.
     
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    Drugs and Alcohol
    The Company intends to maintain a drug-free work environment. Except at approved Company functions, you may not use, possess or be under the influence of alcohol on Company premises.
    You cannot use, sell, attempt to use or sell, purchase, possess or be under the influence of any illegal drug on Company premises or while performing Company business on or off the premises.
     
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    Shucks no more keg stands in the terminal, i haven't had a pee pee test since i have been hired
     
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    I actually believe this!
     
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    Wow!?! In 22 months, I had to report to Project Golden Flow 4 times.... Guess I was too cheerful.

    Hmmm, this thread is quickly headed down the toilet..:biggrin_2559:
     
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    Oh no you didnt. now we all know your secret, no undies, ewww
     
  9. DickJones

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    scottied, i've gotta ask......have you ever been to a bar and had a drink? strip club? anything?? you come across as being 'wound too tight', and think that everything is super uber serious, all the time. I bet when you do get home, you 'pre-trip' your wifes cooking, or pretrip the kitchen table and how it was 'set'. LOL !!! I bet your shoes have "SWIFT" on them, too.:biggrin_25517:
     
    scottied67 Thanks this.
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    hahhahaaa did they hold it for you?

    Ugh i used to be a substance abuse counsler, fun times. I'm quite familiar with substance abuse screening,but on a serious note Swifts drug screening is lacking. I could be sitting in my truck shooting 8 balls of heroin or something.
    I mean no piss test for a year straight? I guess i shouldn'r complain, if i do i'm sure they'll hit me up every :biggrin_2554:month