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Random LTL Rants (all are welcomed)

Discussion in 'LTL and Local Delivery Trucking Forum' started by road_runner, Jun 21, 2013.

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  1. Feb 9, 2014 #191
    road_runner

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    Thank you... I just spit a bunch of my PBR all over my screen and keyboard.
     
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  3. Feb 9, 2014 #192
    ACH1130

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    When you don't got time you must lower some standards. Just do what I do if I had a cow. My friends would bust my chops and all I'd say is at least I got some while you went home by yourself.

    Now take a weekend off, grab a friend who's single, get a hotel and go to that college town with what I'm sure has college bars. The rest should be self explanatory.

    I'm REALLY hoping my other half won't find these posts LOL or I'm in out of hot water and into boiling oil... And no more sandwiches
     
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  4. Feb 9, 2014 #193
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    Exactly right. Plus a friends a friend no matter what
     
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  5. Feb 9, 2014 #194
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    Re-read myself multiple times Laughing, I wrote that. Still laughing ACH benefited from it. Ever a chance ( no gay friends ) will do the same HAHAHAHAHAA
     
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  7. Feb 9, 2014 #195
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    Does not change my position. I am still single in a town of 1,200 people. With no girls (with the exception of the previously mentioned). I am not gonna actively try to find friends that are gay just to get hooked up. My pride won't let me. Chances are I will they will try to molest me. I am too important for that. Maybe the meth head down the street doesn't seem to bad after all. God knows what she can do with her lack of teeth. My old gun truck commander in Iraq called it "getting a gummi". Oh dear God... look at what this town has done to me. I need to relocate.
     
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  8. Feb 9, 2014 #196
    Boy Howdey

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    Typical P&D. I work 6 days a week linehaul. Linehaul runs 7 days week.
     
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  9. Feb 9, 2014 #197
    Shaggy

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    Go screw the cashier at wally world. Always a wally world within 50 miles.
     
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  10. Feb 9, 2014 #198
    Shaggy

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    You work for NEMF or Fedex?
     
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  11. Feb 9, 2014 #199
    ACH1130

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    Don't hate... lol
     
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  12. Feb 9, 2014 #200
    road_runner

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    ...... I just checked google maps. the closest wally world is 47.8 miles away. Oddly enough, my last "friend" before I was married was a cashier from there. You really are NOT my most favourite person right now.
     
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