Random LTL Rants (all are welcomed)

Discussion in 'LTL and Local Delivery Trucking Forum' started by road_runner, Jun 21, 2013.

  1. road_runner

    road_runner Road Train Member

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    I was not gonna go into this... but 12 PBRs later, my judgement has clouded. I can fake a British accent well. I learned how to speak English in Great Britain. Secondly, I've had much more success with my German accent. Trust me, you will get more ### than a toilet seat with something that has more mystique.

    "Gut day two you Fräulein, I am frum Jermunay.... Wud ju like to accumpany me zu my haus? I am excellent cuk and wurld klass Bier drinking schampion".
     
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  3. Big Don

    Big Don "Old Fart"

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    Well, most of them Montana ladies have pretty short conversation spans. It usually goes like this:
     
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  4. Florida Playboy

    Florida Playboy Road Train Member

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    Do you know many other German Americans? Is the community as large as the Polish or Russian communities here? Why did you come to the states, because of poor financial prospects in Germany or what?
     
  5. rockyroad74

    rockyroad74 Heavy Load Member

    I stopped for a 34hr break one weekend in Montana, up in NE Montana off Hwy 2. There were plenty of bars with plenty of women. The catch is they were all 20-30 yrs older than me, and I'm no spring chicken.

    They just couldn't buy me enough drinks to make themselves look any better, and after 10-15 drinks It was bedtime for me. To bad I wasn't born a Baby Boomer; that generation is all you see out spending money. The later generations are too broke to go out I guess.
     
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  6. ACH1130

    ACH1130 Road Train Member

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    Stories? I got good stories... Although they aren't for posting unfortunately.
     
  7. Oi!

    Oi! Road Train Member

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    Enjoying the pensions we no longer have eh
     
  8. road_runner

    road_runner Road Train Member

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    We call them Montuffalos. A very scary breed of overweight females that seek out any male prey.
     
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  9. Big Don

    Big Don "Old Fart"

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    I've seen a few of those. In fact, I was at one time related (by marriage ONLY,) to a couple of them!:biggrin_2551:
     
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  10. OPUS 7

    OPUS 7 Road Train Member

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    These stories are scary..Im too little to go hoggin :biggrin_25512:
     
  11. Big Don

    Big Don "Old Fart"

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    I understand they can keep you warm on those cold Montana nights, though. . .:biggrin_2552:
     
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