Random LTL Rants (all are welcomed)

I'd appreciate it if you would shut #### up and keep paying my pension lol!

 

Hey, hey, hey. I've got a WAYS to go there, moneybags. Hahaha

 

These were two of the loads that I did over the last two years for a tree farmer in the local area. And I spend the majority of my time a S.A. Columbia, slamming doors.
Until this guy calls.

 

How do u secure those things? Just one strap over each on the bottom?

 

Max that Roth 401k out by Oct or Nov every year for the next 25 in several good growth stock mutual funds and your pension check will look like running around money.

 

Pretty much.
We averaged 50 plus trees per load.
Average weight, 250# per tree.
I cranked those suckers TIGHT. ON the root ball. Never touched the tree itself.

 

I certainly recall backing out of LONG driveways. Or dirt roads that are dead ends, with no signage to that affect.
Or the contractor that wants to know why I didn't have a Moffit on my trailer, since HIS customer specified that it was needed. When they ordered their floor tile ONLINE from Home Depot. Who then shipped said tile, common carrier.
The couple who wanted me to back onto their lawn, to put their hot tub on their deck for them. NO ##### WAY........

The ABSOLUTE level best is the customer who ALWAYS says that "We get trucks in here, all the time"