Scammers at Flying J Northern Utah

Oh, man, if you only knew.... I grew up around where the LDS church was founded, and they used to put on a Vegas-like extravaganza every summer on the hillside where it supposedly all started. Even at 10 years old, I saw this show, and thought to myself "REALLY????"
Every summer, a whole bunch of smiling kids wearing white shirts and name tags used to descend on to our neighborhood to "spread the word" door-to-door. We were grateful that the Rabbi next door used to invite them in to discuss old testament and waste most of their time before they had to get back to their dormitories....

 

If you're in Utah and you're not Mormon, you are the mark.

 

You'd be stupefyied by how many mormons are in the Govt intelligence services , i aint kidding .

 

Oh great!!! All I needed was one more conspiracy!!

 

What? Do those young 'uns with pressed white shirts and black nametags also go door-to-door where all the Mormons already live? I thought that was just to 'save us heathens'...

True. That and casinos. The casinos love hiring Mormons because they don't gamble, and they don't drink anything harder than "Mormon Coke"....

 

Two scammers behind the Prime truck he pulls in next to in the first couple of seconds materialize into a half dozen or so as the sheep are lined up and led into the shearing area.

 

In northern utah watch out for a woman who goes by the handle DOUBLE D. She'll sweet talk you in one ear snd hit ya over the head and rob you when she gets behind you. I was just trying to be nice one time I was bobtailing and give her a ride home. Sure taught me a lesson!

 

Is she a skinny chick with dirty/strawberry blonde hair? I had a chick climb on my running board one time up around N Ogden, and refused to get off, so she went for a ride. She decided she didn't want a ride about the end of the on ramp. So, I stayed on the shoulder, and started slowing down. She jumped off at 10mph or so. I just continued on down I-15 at that point.

 

Sounds like her. She keeps messing around and she's gonna get hurt

 

Old joke I heard when working at a place with a lot of Mormon employees in Colorado Springs:

Q. How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all the beer at your beer party?
A. Invite another Mormon.