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Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by kutuzov, Jan 17, 2017.

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  1. Jan 19, 2017 #121
    G13Tomcat

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    So when the nun, the duck, and the dog are snow-rolling, are you inside cooking pancakes, Jim? LoL.... i prefer French Toast, myself~
     
    G13Tomcat, Jan 19, 2017
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  3. Jan 19, 2017 #122
    Stormy 69

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    Come on it's basic math ,,,, the answer is .....
     
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  4. Jan 19, 2017 #123
    SHOJim

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    A nun, a duck, and a dog walk into a Waffle House....
     
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  5. Jan 19, 2017 #124
    MACK E-6

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    You're eating the wrong pancakes. o_O
     
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  7. Jan 19, 2017 #125
    G13Tomcat

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    Nawh... its common core.. the answer is if they ALL flip 25 feet, and each makes a pancake per foot, ya got 75. Right?!????
     
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    G13Tomcat, Jan 19, 2017
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  8. Jan 20, 2017 #126
    lilillill

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    Orange and yellow, because turtles can't fly.
     
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  9. Jan 20, 2017 #127
    Stormy 69

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    Ding Ding Ding. Winner winner !!! Plus bologna doesn't float See easy peasy
     
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  10. Jan 20, 2017 #128
    G13Tomcat

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    Some Baloney DOES float.... just sayin... ^^^^
     
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  11. Jan 20, 2017 #129
    skellr

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    I thought the answer was potato.
     
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  12. Jan 21, 2017 #130
    Farmerbob1

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    6 miles per hour. All train story problems have an answer of 6MPH.

    (Real story. My 10th grade algebra 2 class textbook had 6MPH as the answer to every train problem. There were 50+ of them.)
     
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