The Missing Mattress Mystery of Missouri

If your story included a lucky hooker heel and a cattle prod, I'd buy a subscription.

Well done.

Now if you only knew a guy with a truck...

 

I looked up slumberland and it looks like they sell sealy mattresses I believe that is what our mattress is and like you I sleep really good on our mattress. I believe with our adjustable frame two remote controllers and mattress with 2 sets of bed sheets we paid like 3500.00.

 

Ya how’s that make any sense what so ever? If they cover original shipper label they need to verify the address, sounds like they didn’t, so fed ex should eat the loss.

 

Easy now he has a wife so no way should his story include a hooker. Lol

 

Thanks for the story Blair. Glad you finally got your mattress and glad you are sleeping well.

 

If you knew the story that comes from, you'd understand his wife would swoon over it. Do a search. It's an epic read if it's still in the archives.

 

He's probably perusing the interwebs looking for a set of "My Pillows" to complete the ensemble. Haha

 

God bless 'Ole Muleskinner.

 

It was a little involved, but I felt like Colombo after it was all over with