The Truckers’ Report flatbed Hall of Shame.

Nah, you misinterpreted the situation...

...he was going for full camouflage.

 

i can't believe the guy stopped

usually they just keep on going

oh hey, look, I saved the dump fee's

 

It’s biodegradable it’ll be ok

 

Looks like he was playing that new extreme version of Jenga, using a steel building instead of wooden blocks.

 

I just burn it in my back yard and piss off the neighbors.

 

Of course you wait until the wind direction is JUST RIGHT...

 

Every single time. I only burn when the wind points to that snooty old ##### that likes to walk around measuring the length of peoples grass.
Bonus points if everything is nice and wet so smokes a lot.

 

Then you get a wet blanket and send smoke signals in Morse Code, "#### you #####!"

 

I keep thinking about buying a diesel powered pick up so i can put one of those stupid make it smoke tunes in it just for her.

 

You live in Sarasota.... isn’t every lady like that? Our old neighbors in Venice would call the police department non-emergency number if we didn’t trim our bushes and I left my basketball hoop out in the street at night (I had to move it into our garage, community rules).

Nothing screams “community” like a giant stucco wall lined front entrance, a crappy miserable security guard roaming around on a golf cart, and useless housing department rules as a way to gouge you for more money on top of the ridiculous HOA fees. But Americans still love them and buy homes in droves inside these places...