Urge to drink (but not drive)

VooDoo Ranger Imperial IPA tastes like pine trees. I'd hate to waste a good toast to you with this ####.

 

It’s times like these I’m glad I’m fluent in a foreign language.

Ja, halten sie einfach ihre falle geschlossen.

 

How many people get burned because they blab their business on a social media site?

 

ich denke es heist so richtig. statt falle ist es klappe

 

Not enough.

 

not at all, only off duty, usually when at home)

 

Guess I know what beer I'm seeking out for this weekends NFL Conference Championship games. What can I say, I miss smell of Colorado. Live in south Texas now and the best I get is a ####ing Christmas tree lol.

unloader

 

Remember when men didn’t have to ask permission or advice on the internet if they could be an adult? Or did they post an ad in the local paper seeking advice? Maybe on the bulletin board at the supermarket?

Two years ago On Fourth of July I wandered from the Walmart parking lot in Marion, OH into the Applebees and let the bartender get me real good and drunk. She looked exactly like Darlene from Roseanne. It’s a sad accomplishment shutting down the local Applebees LOL.

 

Ehhh, only in the past 5 years have i actually felt i was an adult, (33 is a bit old for that traditionally)

if im assigning blame, my dad only in the past year acknowledged me as a full fledged adult, but realistically america at large doesnt seem to have any good rites of passage that tells someone they are an adult, or if we do, they havent kept pace with the times

Whereas my parents felt they had arrived as full adults at age 21...

 

Jon Gruden?