What I seen this week

Discussion in 'Road Stories' started by Okieron, Oct 29, 2010.

  1. Okieron

    Okieron Crusty Okie

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    Ok I'm sorry but I have to tell you about this. I was running I35 between Ft Worth and Laredo last week nearly every day I was on the same route either northbound or south. anyway one morning I wa running along talking to the guy in front of me and this little car gets beside me and blows his horn. I look down and here is this 80 something lady butt naked in the passenger seat with no teeth smiling at ME! I'm like oh man there is no way to unsee that. I tell the guy in front when the horn blows don't LOOK! he calls me back and says I couldn't resist now I'm blind! i said I told you not to look! we laughed all the way south. that night we were talking to the border patrol and they told us they get reports from truckers all of the time about her! has anybody else seen this lady ?
     
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  3. ChainBinder

    ChainBinder Light Load Member

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    ARE YOU KIDDING ME....I AM GLAD IT WAS YOU AND NOT ME!!!:biggrin_25514:
     
  4. outerspacehillbilly

    outerspacehillbilly "Instigator of the Legend"

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    Thankfully no! :biggrin_25523:
     
  5. lil may

    lil may Road Train Member

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    Thank Goodnes I haven't seen it I use to run that once a week both ways and now my drivers do will have to ask them if they have seen her
     
  6. WileyHunter

    WileyHunter Light Load Member

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    Dang it!!! Why didn't Grandpa tell me Grandma was out of the hospital???:biggrin_25523:

    JK, Glad it was you and not me.
     
  7. Okieron

    Okieron Crusty Okie

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    I know it burned my retina's ! can't get that picture out of my mind. some things are just not meant to be SEEN
     
  8. rjones56

    rjones56 Heavy Load Member

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    Wonder how many drivers have used the "braille" method of looking at her...
     
  9. Scuby

    Scuby Heavy Load Member

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    Thanks a lot Okieron. I'm gonna have nightmares. :biggrin_25510::biggrin_25510:
     
  10. papa1953

    papa1953 Light Load Member

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    Don't look Ethel!
     
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  11. bugsy siegel

    bugsy siegel Light Load Member

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    It was too late, she'd already been mooned.

    :biggrin_2559:
     
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