What if it Snows?

First thing I see in the mirror every morning is an azhule

 

Felt same way needed a new mower so thought I'd upgrade. Wish it rode smoother stills spills my beverage

 

Father and son have had a good day together. Dad purchased and downloaded a new Xbox video game for him... Dad of course helped him play his new game for awhile. Then Dad helped him ride his new big boy bike that Grandma got him. Then Dad helped Mom decorate his homemade Dinosaur Cake. We all had cake and ice cream after his big sister got home from school.

 

Good times and better memories

 

I get to deal with a lot of people and most hate their job and/or life.


...Jack says it best.

 

As per usual... Not a single flake at my place. But it is awfully #### chilly, with a good breeze.

Was nearly white out between Hells Half Acre and Idahofalls thus morning.

 

It tained like a gazillion dozen mofos this morning, from Dayton Ohio to around MM 150 on I-40 in Tennuh-see.

I bought 4 jumbo pork sammiches at the 87 BBQ in Jackson. I still have two left.

Sun came out when I got to the customer, temp was 85° and breezy.

Got stuck behind 3 wrecks on the way down.....two on I-40 and one on Briley Parkway.

I'm parked at our Memphis terminal, gotta pick up a preload that's an hour away in the wee hours, and deliver it tomorrow in OH-HI-OH.

Also, you guys looking for saltines might consider a temporary switch to oyster crackers. They seem to be more plentiful in the store lately.

G'nite!

 

Preacher on bike stops to chat up a little boy with lawnmower. Preacher needs a mower and the boy could use the bike. Swap concluded.
Boy travels the hood on bike and preacher adds gas and pulls rope. Nothing... Boy continues in travels and preacher continues to pull.
After while, the boy cruises up to where the preacher as paused in his pulling and they converse.
P: Son, is there some trick to cranking this thing, I can't get it started.
B: Yes'sir, ya gotta cuss it.
P: Son, I am a preacher and haven't cussed since seminary. I may not remember how...
B: You just keep pulling on that rope, it will all come back to you...

 

Nice nife... Kinda dinky little melon. In the day, I would not have crawled under the bob wire to "obtain" it.