What if it Snows?

It sure would be a he'll of a fun time to get everybody in here together and go play a couple rounds of golf

 

Only if it’s mini golf. I’m no good at regular golf

 

I hope I have SAVAGE rhinoceros sleep tonight.

 

Ok, me being a certified genius and manipulative, I got junior in trouble with his momma, and now she’s on my side vs him, for now, cause he’s a mommas boy.

Told him he had to mow the yard, or wash the dishes.
Well he said dish washing was degrading and was a ‘lady’s job’ I guess trying to throw it to his sister.
But.
Ole lady heard and didn’t like that, so he got a new job, official dish washer, I told him to leave the tractor alone, I’d just sit there and mow/bush hog, you wash the dishes.
So I’m done with yard, he’s still washing because he tried to half way do it, like everything he does, so she made him redo everything.

He’s been skipping school, so I made a deal.
I know he’ll never finish school, so my deal, you go pass your GED test, you won’t have to go to school, I’ll see about getting you a job, I won’t do like some of his friends I know whose parents take some of their money.
I told him I’d not take any money, but we’d get a bank account and he’d have to save 50%, untouched, I’d have my name there to keep an eye on it, and until he’s 18, I’d have to be the one to withdraw any money to give him, which I will not withdrawal any.
But told him and his mother, when he gets his check, I will go to bank and to be sure he’ll get half, while knowing the other half deposited, he’s 16 now, time to grow the F up.

We’ll see if he takes initiative and pass his GED.
I don’t like the idea but maybe lighting a fire will do something, I know a farmer that he’d put him to work driving a tractor.

 

Hell yeah, that would work. I haven’t shot any of my guns in ages.

 

I made a guy miss a shot and throw his club once...
Golf course next to a red light, I assumed they had a bet going...
When the guy was swinging to hit, I laid on the air horn....
He missed the ball and the golf club went flying..

I am ashamed, it was years ago...

 

a friend just replaced his club with a full set of gen 4 pxg clubs and it was a slightly painful $5700.