What if it Snows?

True, but they STILL might look like the were "assembled by blind people", which was the crux of the original complaint.

 

I hate it when people use big words I can't pronounce or understand.
Nor hatin' on you @okiedokie, but I would submit, that we are all born ***holes, (see also grandchildren), but we either move North or South, depending on our dispositions.

Personally, I'm stuck in the middle. But I have high hopes

 

took a whole minute and a half……

 

You know.
Sometimes I think back to my younger days(younger sounds better than 20+years ago...) Especially now when i look in the mirror, which i try to avoid, cause there’s this guy with thinning hair and gray(grey?) in what used to be thick brown hair, and i have to take a double take and say? “Wth happened to me?”

Anywho.. here’s something i learned along the way.
If you go out drinking, sometimes it’s good to not go out drinking with friends, cause they’ll remember things you won’t, or can’t.
Once upon a time.... in a land far, far away,.,after ... we’ll we use “you” after you had been drinking a bit but blackout drinking, and in the process, when you really don’t care, and there’s no way you can even do the simple things, like bend down and touch your toes, because you didn’t realize the room is on a swivel and it’s now picked up speed.. one of your “friends” who hasn’t had as many drinks? will say something along the lines of, “Hey, yo, check out the lady over dere.”
And you gotta blink a few times then you’re gonna look, and what you’ll see is the most stunning, amazingly beautiful woman you’ve ever seen in your life!



Now, you’re gonna be.,, talked into going up to her to embarrass yourself, but you won’t remember.. but you’ll say something stupid like,
Hey baby, youse da most georgus woman I’s ever see in muy lifeises.
Watcha says we blow this joint, and goes and has some fun,”

That’s all you’ll remember bits and pieces of, the next morning.
First, you’re awake, but you can’t seem to open your eyes.
after wincing and wiping your one dominant eye, and trying to focus, you realize a few things,
1, light is coming through the window, just barely but it’s super bright.
2, when did the window get put there?
3. your still drunk
4, this isn’t your bed, so that’s why the window is probably there, so you sit up, set your feet on the deck and rub your head and get other eye working.
5. something just moved and snored:snorted behind you
6. you gotta look.


You know, being still belle drinking age(back then it wasn’t as big a deal) you gotta get gone, so getting clothed and trying not to fall, and be silent, you somehow achieve it, then you stagger threw the bedroom door and this big f dog barks, killing your escape and splitting your head,
Then you hear in a soft spoken voice, “Where do you think you’re going?”

Your friends are hateful.

 

To QUOTE Larry the cable guy, I don't care who you are that's funny right there.

 

I'd be leery of retail reloads. A lot depend on how competent he is, quality of his equipment, and detail minded for accuracy.
Squeeze of a double dose and blow up the ole shootin arn. Nah harley...

 

Similar, but not quite the same. I can still remember some figments of my experiences.

 

Ya ever wonder how close you should clip your fingernails when you calculate scraping your boogers?
Just looking for some insight.

 

That's a lot of mustard.
Jus sayin
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