What if it Snows?

That's exactly how I ended up getting my first root canal and crown. Not the greatest of feelings having your tooth break in half.

 

I read this after reading about Judge's Teeth- first thought was dang judge's teeth are doing some serous protesting. lol

 

I’ve got my two front teeth bad, may as well have broken one and other one pulled too.

Gonna be a real super trucker.
Hafta get a Peterbilt cap.

 

I have an appointment with a dentist in about a month. Dental Care is the only thing I can't get at the VA. I have a small cavity and I need a general cleaning. Keri is getting her teeth cleaned too.

 

Alright, my tooth didn't split. It broke right in half. This was about 12 years ago. I was at work and I was eating popcorn and I thought I had a kernel stuck between my teeth. So I made a toothpick out of a piece of a cedar shim. As soon as I stated to pick at it half my tooth fell out. My first reaction was SOB!!...lol

 

I was eating a bologna sandwich, might first thought was, “Wtf was that crunch, there’s noting crunchy here.”
Second was.... “ow Ow OW!l”

Now kinda used to it.

 

That's some hard bologna LOL

 

I broke a tooth eating one of these right after they came out.



That candy bar cost me almost $1,000 to fix that dang tooth!

 

That really lived up to its name, Outrageous.

 

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Called ole lady, who laughed hysterically at my predicament.
Or maybe the way my pronunciation now sounds because when tongue hits a tooth that flaps in the middle it does change that.

So, told her 830 thursday appointment for dentist, and for her to keep on laughing and i’d swap appointments fron the old gray haired man to the new hot woman dentist that runs around town in her super tight clothes.

Then told her I was going to have both front teeth knocked out and tell all “her friends” she slugged me and knocked them out.

So her snickering reply was she was going to get a set of dentures like these..,


I think she’s trying to get me killed,