What if it Snows?

That’s hilarious!!!!

 

I've had two and still have my 2012. Very, very happy with it. Only real issue with that year and the 2011 and 2013 was a "weak" turbo which was upgraded with the 2014 model year, I believe.

 

It’s an old joke, but a good one.


A pregnant woman from Louisiana was involved in a car accident and, while in the hospital, she fell into a coma. When she awoke days later, the woman noticed that she was no longer carrying a child, and asked, "Doc, what happened to my baby!"

The doctor replied, "Ma'am, you've had twins! You're the proud mother of a handsome baby boy and a beautiful baby girl. Also, you should know that while you were in a coma, your brother named the children for you."

"Oh, no!" shrieked the woman. "Not my brother! He's not really all together, if you know what I mean!"

The doctor replied, "Well, ma'am, your brother named your daughter Denise."

"Oh, that's no so bad," smiled the woman. Then, hesitantly, she asked, "What's the boy's name?"

The doctor grinned and said, "Denephew."

 

Even the British get a find good painful laugh news reports from Cali......

Truck spills 150,000 tomatoes causing California crash

 

I’m at my pre employment drug test. I hope they call me back soon. Bout to piss my pants and need to fart. Of course the only girl in the room decided to sit close to me. She would not appreciate my rear end stink.

 

It takes some doing.
Grab a book/magazine from table, drop it and let fly.
if it stinks, look at the woman and say, “Wth is that God awful smell..”

 

I should have let it fly. She arrived after me and just got called back. You won this one Halie.