What if it Snows?

GA / Ole Miss game in Oxford...Drunk GA man fan sitting one up and behind an Ole Miss family.
Score is against him, mumbles loudly: "Nothing but ###### and football players go to Ole Miss."
Ole Miss family man takes umbrage, turns and says:
"I have you know sir, my daughter goes to Ole Miss."
GA drunk smoothly never misses a beat replies...
"Rally Suh, what position does she play?"

 

Like the kid at the blacksmiths grabbed the hot shoe, huh?

Smith said: Quit grabbing things, ya gonna get burned
Kid picked up a horseshoe from the ground.. Red hot, dropped it quick..
Smith said: See, told you.. Didn't hold it long did you now???
Boy said: Naw, it just don't take me long to examine a horseshoe.

(Gotta pass off your errors coolly...)

 

Nice

 

The past two days I ate over 2 pounds of kielbasa and over 25 ounces(estimated) of sauerkraut. I have no regrets.

 

I have 12 days until they put me on an extreme diet. Till then you know I am eating everything I see that I want.

 

I would too!

 

Your Welcome.

 

Just in!

CmCI druggy testy is going up.
$20/year.