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What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

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  1. Feb 23, 2023 #138481
    Val_Caldera

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    "Judge, post: 12340458, member: 139725"
    A truck driver calls into dispatch.
    Driver: I just ran over a pig.
    Dispatch: Is it dead?
    Driver: Oh yeah, dead as can be.
    Dispatch: Trucks okay?
    Driver: Totally a-okay.
    Dispatch: Then bury the pig and keep it pushing.
    Driver: Roger, that.
    The trucker disconnects, but calls back a short time later.

    Dispatch: What's the problem? You bury the pig?
    Trucker: Yeah, but now I don't know what to do with his cop car.
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    "Seems Logical Captain".
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    Truckers are getting into trouble with environmentalists for animal cruelty these days.
    Because their trucks don't go fast enough to kill the bugs. Only crush their tiny legs and arms.
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    When Did BUGS get classified as Animals??
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    Have you heard about J.B. Hunt's new accident kit?

    It comes with a 3 gallons of orange paint and a paint brush.
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    Ok Time to go unload and get cold…
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    So JB Hunt merged with Schneider or just brushed off the idea??
     
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  3. Feb 23, 2023 #138482
    Dave_in_AZ

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    At FORWARD PUDDYMUNGOUS we are going to put the emphasis on Safety, Service, and Species Equality.

    The OM talks to some of these agents about .............well about all kinds of stuff. I mean they literally can talk about talking.

    And there's some other one's that she describes as " Spun " that we really don't answer the phone for.
     
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  4. Feb 23, 2023 #138483
    Dave_in_AZ

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    Screenshot_20230223-143504_YouTube.jpg
     
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  5. Feb 23, 2023 #138484
    Dave_in_AZ

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    Do you guys have any idea what it would be like without a bunker heater????

    No doubt whatsoever they would be finding dozens of drivers, daily, frozen to death I'm their trucks. Probably mostly dog owners.
     
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  7. Feb 23, 2023 #138485
    Dave_in_AZ

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    Somebody that's going to take full advantage of their misery and get it in their ### as deep as possible.
     
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  8. Feb 23, 2023 #138486
    Dave_in_AZ

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    So the dude / chic / human at this indigenous Love's made change wrong for our bad of ice.

    They gave me back an extra $5. So I gave it back to them. They looked astonished and said thanks.

    I said my OM would count that as stealing.

    20230223_153008.jpg
     
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  9. Feb 23, 2023 #138487
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    Never knew I wanted a 60's (67?) Hard top impala in mint green but I'll be ###### if that don't look incredible!! Always loved that green color on those old cars...

    What model of Ford is that in the first picture ? 60's era thunderbird ? That paint would be next level if they matched the roof color and painted inside those body lines with the roof color.. Sharp looking ride and I'm not even a Ford guy but I'd be proud to own that
     
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  10. Feb 23, 2023 #138488
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    1960 Ford Falcon , 1963 Impala
     
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  11. Feb 23, 2023 #138489
    Dave_in_AZ

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    You’re Welcome.
     
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