What if it Snows?

I’ve had my ### removed and my wallet lightened a number of times by “Old” guys that could only hit the ball 150 yards

 

I swear this is a true story (which normally you'd automatically know it's a lie, but honestly it's true).
Anyway, so I go to do my physical when joining. Dr. (male), does the ball check and I giggled a bit. Dude says, "do you find something funny?"
I says, "no sir. Just not accustomed to someone playing with my balls."
Then he giggled. We had a grand old time.

 

Least you got a giggle— I had an explosives physical about 2 1/2 years in and they do the up the keester thing and I happened to mention that I hoped I didn’t feel hands on each shoulder— dude obviously lacked a sense of humor cause I thought it would be hilarious

 

Was that Training done by a Instructor or a Video?

 

You should use a paper towel or toilet paper to turn on the water to wash your hands and open the door every time in a public restroom.

 

Sorry Opus but this is really low hanging fruit- So was this class taught while in Army Flight Training?

 

Cricket infestation in the tv room.


7-8 i’ve seen.

 

This golf:
Golfers are kind'a strange and have peculiar ways. Example...
Friend asks: You and Shapiro still play every Tuesday?
Mans say: No..
Friend asks: Why, you were both so tight in your plans for each game.
Man says: Shapiro died...
Friend asks: What, when did this happen?
Man says: Last Tuesday; on the 7th hole, just keeled over ....
Friend says: Well; that must have been traumatic, I mean there and so sudden...
Man say: Sure as hell was. Rest of the round; play the hole, drag Shapiro, play the next hole, then drag Shapiro.

 

What's strange about that?

Ya gotta complete the Round and payoff on the Bets

 

Musta led a sort of bland life before Army. First girl who fondled mine wanted to know if it would be OK to kiss them. Grudgingly gave permission. Booked her for regular dates for several weeks. Then found one who was puzzled about the rigidity of that other thing. Explained its needs in detail as she followed instructions. Ah, high school.