What if it Snows?

I was just told i was Wrong.
Out of boredom i read a pamphlet, “Remnant!” from the Chaplin dude.

It’s about Christopher Columbus.
I told dude, i knew all about that drunkard.
He was like, “What? Come again?”

So i told him the story..

In 1492 Columbus sailed the Ocean Blue, Got drunk leaving Spain looking for a new route to India.

He crashed landed on some big freakin rock and looked around and said, “Where’d all these freakin Indians come from, Leroy?”

Leroy Jenkins said, “Dunno Boss.”

So, They had a thanksgiving dinner that couldn’t be beat, but poisoned all the Indians food.

Now he was able to say “I Chris Columbus, found this new world.”


Ohh and plymouth rock by the way was the name of that boulder they hit, and it sank the Mayflower.

 

It doesn't take much any more, a whole lot of people can't figure out how to drive on dry roads say nothing to a little slippery. Remember the days when people just slowed down and took it easy when the roads got slick?

 

This Q joint is supposed to be one of the reincarnations of the old one that burned down awhile back. It's in an old gas station. Apparently the heater is non functional. Little chilly. Food is decent but not on par with the old joint. Bathroom is cool. Old school gas station bathroom , in good shape. No picture of bathroom.

 

In a more common vein...
There was once a D.a.g.o. from I tally;
whom roamed the streets of Spain at night,
and shat in every alley.

He went to see the Queen of Spain;
about some ships for cargo,
and said "I'll kiss your d.a.g.o. ###,
if I don't bring back Chicago...
and it gets worse...

 

I think I learned how to; and got experience, by driving on old US30 across OHIO. In the rain and on old lumpy patched oily asphalt roads. Slick as snot on a doorknob and traffic like hair on a dogs back. 3 lane some places for suicide passing.
First ice/snow was 218; Keokuk to Waterloo, about 6/8 inches deep and nice cushiony ride. Simplicity..

 

$6 hospital food.
woman said, you really gonna eat that?

Me, Yep.
her you should go get some condiments, they’re over there.
me, i just wanna eat my chicken strips, i don’t need a condom right now.

She got super red faced.
She was kinda cute, wearing green scrub pants but an elf type stripped shirt with reindeer ears on.

 

Always meet the cute ones at the most inopportune times. Can't really launch a full pitch under the circumstances...

 

Ah, don’t bother me, i get in trouble all the time anyway.

Ole lady once told me i embarrassed her.
So at check out counter at walmart, i walked up behind her and said, “give me the stuff, i’m having withdrawals.I need it, i know it’s in your purse. give me the needle.”

She didn’t talk to me the rest of the day..

 

Well, you know how it is, you get hungry enough, you'll eat about anything.

 

Fries were dry and no flavor.
Chicken was ok.
Accidentally got zero sugar coke
Thats just downright nasty.