What if it Snows?

Idk about closing down a bar but I’ve closed down the local elevator a few times | Farmer Grayce

the judge can relate…..

 

So, I booked this place in des Moines. I thought the price was a bit steep, but I booked it anyway.
But part of the deal is we get free tacos and hot dogs and 3 free beers at 530. Sweet huh?
Anyway, when I checked in, there was a family behind us. 4 kids, daddy, and a sweet momma. Didn't think anything of it. Later, I go have a smoke and about 50 of the little crumb crunches pile out of a mini van.
Come to find out, it's a little league softball tournament. There must be 1,000 of them here.
So much for free tacos and hot dogs.

 

#### windmills.

 

What is that plastic spacer looking thingy in the samwich? And times have changed...
Back in 1955/56; in Clear Lake or Mason City, a youngish fairly handsome fellow could founder on good sex...

 

Trade for their beer and you’ll be all right

 

Honey, i look in the mirror and all I see is a fat, ugly old man. I need you to pay me a compliment.


Ok. Your eyesight is #### near perfect.

Thank you Norm Macdonald