What if it Snows?

. Don’t forget the egg wash.

 

Safety first, Dave. Even at the ice machine.
I had some jagass in Laredo give me a hard time for not wearing one in the office.
I said, "dude, I'm in an office."
He said, "you still need one."
Then I said, "no problemo my brother. Now, where's yours?"

I kinda left it at that because he looked like he was going to have a kanipson fit.
I'm nice that way.

 

Just checked my email, it seems someone still loves me.

Safety Audit.
Give us your paperwork, now!
Do not pass go, Do NOT collect $200.

Glad I keep my paperwork in order, now I get to go home and send everything to them.

 

A little cheese and spaghetti sauce, TADA, eggplant parmigiana.

 

Here in Maine the powers that be decided everyone here was to get an amber alert for a child that was already recovered. Made the phone shreik as you have described it. The state got alot of hate mail for it and made that feature obsolete if people wanted to.

 

Here in the "It's ok to crap on the sidewalk" state, we get screeching alarms on our phones to evac immediately for a fire that is 200 miles from our house.

 

One of my favorites. Eggplant and portabella mushrooms are two things I can eat instead of meat. You can dress them up and they are just as good. Marinated and grilled mushrooms are like eating a steak. Beer battered and deep fried eggplant is awesome as well.

 

Grill portobellos all the time. They make a great sandwich.