What if it Snows?

Amen

 

I wouldn’t make it across town without getting an airline broken or a ticket.
A wand is a simple fix.


That’s it.
Time to go to work.

 

You forgot to add lavish and decadent.

 

I’m well and screwed. Maria Sharapova bought a home up the road from me. I always knew she was going to stalk me. My wife is going to pissed when she finds out. Looks like I’m going to be a kept man. I know this chubby frame and bald head of mine looks like a bloated white carcass of a dead sea mammal, but can I help it if she wants me? Suggestions please.

LOL

 

The real question is will she let me surf. I’m going to be a kept man. *SIGH*

I always knew it would come to this.

I am going to make her pay off my truck. She won’t let me drive it probably, but I’ll be able to sit in it and make engine noises.

 

Without being political...

I predict that which ever candidate wins MI, that candidate will win the race.

Its a tight race for sure.

 

Please let's not get any bantor for either candidate going, I dont want things to get political.

 

Either way . I would not be surprised for trump to go after these states for taking so long to count votes. Shouldve been done a long time ago